Panic! At the Disco - Too Weird to Live, Too Rare to Die!
Released October 8, 2013
Brendon Urie, Spencer Smith, Dallon Weekes
Genre: Pop Rock, Pop, Alt Rock
Intro
Well here we go. Back to panic. I have very low expectations here but oh well. The last pop album I reviewed, Blurryface, is a masterpiece so its gonna be hard to beat. Anyways this is the first P!ATD album that I know NOTHING on.
Thoughts & Feelings
Like I said I have low expectations so I'll do this after. This album ruined my hopes of them possibly having one good song left. This is HORRIBLE.
Smash or Pass?
This is Gospel- Pass. This is way too pop to start. Yeah this sounds like the shit I'd hear on a radio at a kids skating rink. Its really not that bad but its just generic bubble-gum pop.
Miss Jackson- Pass. This is just American Beauty/ American Psycho era FOB. Dogshit. I am NOT excited for the rest of this album already. This is AWFUL. Feldman and Wentz aren't on this album and it shows, Brendon Urie cannot write good songs.
Vegas Lights- Smash????- This sounds like a shitty TOP ripoff. Idk if I like this though. Nope this lost everything it had going for it. Pass. Yeah this is horrible. Vocoding, Dubstep, Guitars for some reason, The fuck is happening here? Urie had a stroke on this one.
Girl That You Love- PASSSSSS LMAOOOOOOOOO. THIS IS SO BAD IM SKIPPING IT. VOCODING AND DIGITAL BASS DRUM THIS IS SHIT. REPEATING VOCALS??? YEAH IM SKIPPING THIS. WORST PANIC SONG YET.
Nicotine- Smash?. FINALLY SOMETHING GOOD???? The vocals sound horrible but the music isnt awful. This is the first song where I've heard Urie swear since FYCSO, and its still funny because hes such a shitty singer here. This is the best so far but its VERY far from good.
Girls / Girls / Boys- Pass. Back to god awful shit pop. Only upside here is that this is a Bi anthem which is cool but the song is AWFUL.
Casual Affair- PAAASSSSSSS LMMMMAAAAOOOOOOOO. THIS IS WORSE THAN GIRL THAT YOU LOVE. FUCK THIS ALBUM IM SKIPPING THIS ONE TOO. SAME PROBLEMS AS THE LAST SONGS.
Far Too Young to Die- Pass. Bad start but not as awful. Its just boring pop. I cant say anything here because its just boring and bad.
Collar Full- Smash. Honestly again this is just a really bad TOP song so I cant complain too much. It still sucks but its better than anything else here.
The End of All Things- Pass. Slow depressing ballad. boo hoo. this album is so god awful idc anymore. THEY VOCODED VOCALS ON A PIANO BALLAD THIS IS SUCH DOG SHIT. Thank god this album is over.
Conclusion
This album fucking sucks. Worst one so far because FYCSO atleast had Sins Not Tragedies which is an all time banger, this album had nothing good. Worst album I've reviewed so far.
RANK: F
Well that sucked. I'm not excited for the last 3 PATD albums at all. Thanks for reading and as always, all feedback is appreciated.
-Jake (JunosBestFriend)
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