Panic! At The Disco- A Fever You Can't Sweat Out
Released September 27, 2005
Brendon Urie and a few other fucks
Pop """PUNK"""/ bitch punk/ emo pop
Intro
I've finally lost it. I hate myself so I'm going to listen to the SINGLE WORST """""punk""""" album of all time. I know what you are thinking "Isn't P!ATD a pop star and just that one gay dude?" Well time for a history lesson. P!ATD formed in 2004 as a band and stayed that way until 2013 when brendon kicked the people with "talent" out and went full Axl Rose ego trip. Sadly unlike Rose, Urie absolutely EXPLODED in popularity with his first solo album Death of a Bachelor.
Now with that out of the way its time to again rant about this little bitch boy pop record and what was claimed as "Inspiration". THIS ALBUM WAS INSPIRED BY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE. FUCK YOU BRENDON URIE. HOW DARE YOU TAKE ONE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS OF ALL TIME AND LINK IT TO THIS BULLSHIT. I HATE THIS BAND AND EVERYTHING THEY HAVE EVER MADE. That being said this pile of trash is the BEST thing that these fuckwads could ever put together outside of one good song in 2011 (Hurricane).
Thoughts & Feelings
I hate everything about this album. This is the worst sides of bands like Fall Out Boy mixed with shit pop vocals and EVEN WORSE INSTRUMENTALS (Fall Out Boy has musical talent, this band does not). Id Honestly rather listen to Father Of All Motherfuckers on ETERNAL LOOP than listen to this album but I have to do this for your entertainment.
As someone who's all time favorite genres are Punk, Pop Punk, Emo and Metal I've heard PLENTY of GOOD pop punk/emo (MCR, Good Charlotte, Blink 182 etc.) this album is BY FAR the worst "Successful" Pop Punk album EVER made. But enough stalling, time to suffer for 40 minutes straight. I'm sorry to any panic fans.
Smash or Pass
Before I start, FUCK THESE SONG TITLES. WHY ARE THEY FULL SENTENCES.
Introduction- pass? smash? idk its an intro to what I consider the 10th ring of hell
The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage- pass. what the fuck. this is a punk song. oh my fucking god. the vocals are AWFUL but the instruments are actually not horrib- nvm that guitar tone in the chorus is cancer. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PART IT SOUNDS LIKE A SHITTY TRAP BEAT. THIS IS B A D. Why does this man think he can sing?
London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines- pass. Fall Out Boy but worse? Decent guitar work but again the tones are AWFUL. Again with the stupid fucking electronic parts and god awful vocals.
Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks- pass. best song yet, cool guitars and is a ""DECENT"" sounding song but again the same issues, shitty vocals and electronic shit. not horrible but FAR from good.
Camisado- PASSSSS. WHY. THIS MAN KEEPS TRYING TO HARD TO BE A GOOD SINGER. One redeeming quality, PUNK INSTRUMENTALS FOR THE FIRST LITTLE BIT!!! Then more electronic bullshit.
Time To Dance-pass. I was SO CLOSE to giving this a smash then he opened his fucking mouth and RUINED it. The music is finally GOOD. Then his bullshit vocals ruined everything this song had going for it. New best so far. I could honestly kinda see myself listening to this one once in a while, but still RARELY.
Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off- PAAAAASSSSSS. I don't want to here this man's sexual fantasies for one and for 2 this song is AWFULLY made. the instrumentals are ATROCIOUS and the vocals are somehow WORSE than normal. What the fuck Brendon? Why did you make this?
Intermission- P A S S. Oh my fuck they did it. an instrumental of nothing but shitty elect- WHAT. THIS IS A GOOD PIANO PART???? WHAT THE FUCK.
But It's Better If You Do- PASSSSSSSS. WHAT THE FUCK WHERE DID THE PUNK GO??? AND WHY IS HE GETTING EVEN HORNIER??????? WHAT THE FUCK AM I LISTENING TO??????? At least the ending leads into something MUCHHH better.
I Write Sins Not Tragedies- SMASH. Yup this one is fucking GREAT. Even I can admit that. 2nd best panic song to only Hurricane. Great punk aspects, cool classical instrumentals and the vocals aren't horrible. Finally something good.
I Constantly Thank God For Esteban- Pass. Now its back to normal. This song is more like the Panic I know, it fucking SUCKS.
There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet- pass. Firstly fuck this song title, second why the fuck did this album go from pop punk to 1800s ballad pop? Did Brendon have a stroke? I'm honestly scared for his health with this one.
Build God, Then We'll Talk- pass. This isn't the WORST. Still it lost almost ALL punk aspects and the vocals are god awful but at this point I'm just happy its almost over. Thank GOD its over.
Conclusion
This album is AWFUL. 12 absolute stinkers and one banger. The one good song is VERY good though, not enough to carry this pile of garbage to anything more than bad though. 1/13 is not a good amount of good songs.
I Write Sins Not Tragedies is one of TWO total P!ATD songs I liked before this, and that remains the same after listening to this shit show. If you want to listen to pop punk/emo listen to Good Charlotte or My Chemical Romance, not this disgrace of an album.
RANK: D-
This didn't get an F because of Sins Not Tragedies. Fuck you Brendon Urie. Like always feedback is welcome and appreciated. Sorry again panic fans.
-Jake (JunosBestFriend)
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